Ein bisschen German-Englisch-Slang inklusive:
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them „It’s a illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.“
„Vot do you mean it’s illegal?“ asks the German driver.
„Quattro means a four!“ replies the Italian official.
„Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile“ the Germans says unbelievingly . „Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons.“
„You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!“ replies the Italian customs officer. „Quattro meansa four.
You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea you arra breaking da law!“
The German driver replies angrily, „You idiot! Call your supervisor over.
I want to speak to someone viz more intelligence!“
„Sorry“ responds the Italian officer,
„He can’t a come. He’s a busy with da 2 guys in da Uno.“